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a song about :: giving up, irreverence, ruts, grunge, Sauza, self-deprecation, coughing.

"Put my phone in the fucking dirt and let it ring and ring and ring . . . "

“Thanks For Asking”
Written & Performed by Under The Rug
Produced by The Rug Factory Recording
Mixed/Master by The Rug Factory and Ross Pitto


Like a bum out of crack,
like a baby on a tarmac,
fat kid outta’ snacks:
I’m doing great, thanks for asking.

Like a hydrant at a dog park,
or a public john at a WalMart,
white tux and a skidmark:
I’m doing just fucking dandy.

I think I’m going to get myself a sunburn,
eat a bucket of hashbrowns and get heartburn,
drink a bottle of Sauza, and go back
to get more Sauza.

Spiral down to the bottom:
a nice place for a merry picnic.
The only where to go from up is
down, down, down, down, down . . .

A flathead and a tuna can
a good attempt and a failed plan
a head buried beneath the sand:
I’m doing great, thanks for asking

I think I’m going to find myself a big log
drag myself underneath like sick dog
put my phone in the fucking dirt,
let it ring, and ring, and ring.

And may I find something peaceful
may I find something just and loving
may I dissipate upwards
and not down, down, down, down, down


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