Dear: New Hideout Member!!
Okay…if that was a little distracting…
Here’s an understandable version in text form.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
Under The Rug has grown ENORMOUSLY in the last year, and we want to keep connecting with you on a personal level so we created the hideout to be a place we could be ourselves with you all and share things we can’t release publicly.
The first time you come here (now), you will be taken through a story that brings you to The Hideout (you’ll see), which is a clickable image with a bunch of hidden secrets.
Every time you log in after this, you will be taken directly to The Feed, which is like Facebook if it were designed by three dudes in a mobile home. The Feed is the main place to check for UTR updates, and where you will spend the most time on this weird indie site.
We will update The Hideout with new secrets arbitrarily. Go back and check it out from time to time. If you find something new, feel free to mention it in the Facebook Fan Group, but don’t actually share any of the content.
Now. Close this popup, prepare yourself for a little story (about you), and then go check out The Hideout. When you’re done, scroll down to the bottom of The Hideout Page to go see The Feed for the first time, where we’ve left the album version of Lonesome & Mad “I feel like I want to go hooooooooomeeee.” That one.